Not getting any better

I'm not getting any better from my tummy problem tho. I still visiting toilet non stop despite the aching pain had long been gone. Now I felt that my tummy is just a scanning process, after eaten the food, I will just visit the loo. Exactly the same as what Keith had previously. See? Retribution for laughing at people. Dans..

Clearing of my toxic is good, but not to this extend! My arse do feel pain from the abrasion! Yah, freako William ask me to wear a tampon. Speechless for this dude been so kinky over that product.

Been on MC for barely 4 days which inclusive over the wkend, I suddenly felt so lost when I came to work today. As if today is my first day of work, I almost had no idea what am I suppose to do. With no reaction or what, which probably due to the ache on my tummy, I work on the stuff aimlessly.

This morning I woked up at 5am! I supposed to wake up at 6.15am but due to wrong timing zone, the hour is set an hr earlier! I only found out when I had finished my bathing and got a shock of my life when the time shown 5.38am! I thought my clock is wrong and I went around house to check, including my HDTV timing as well! OMG.

Brat, my office department is so stuffy, what the hell is going on for the bloody aircon? That's so irritating tho.

I still got IPT to attend to later on. Man... what a week to start with... I forsee myself going to loo non stop during the training. Oh yah... I really hope today is a short one, because it's our first official IPT starting at Maju Camp. That also means that we are the 1st Batch tho. Hee..

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Super duper shitty day

I guessed that I should just blog this down since it's a freaking disgusting day anyway.

Yesterday, my tummy was so bloated that I cannot walk properly and it was so painful. As I said, indigestion. According to my mom's boss, who is a Chinese doc, said that inside of my tummy, it is too heaty thus causing me not to let the bad air out. So long that it is out, I will be real fine. 2 ways, a big long fart or a big smooth dump. That will made me feel better. Since my wife also went to see the doctor, I decided to take her gastric medicine.

Time ticking and no news. My tummy became more and more bloated. I did visit toilet to make dump, but there's no use. Even after a noon nap, my mom passed me Chinese medicine and I really feel a bit better then before. My wife and me decided to go to BPP since we need to get our dinner. However, while watching the TV, I breathe in and suddenly kinda injured my tummy because the sharp aching is really killing me. I can tell you that it is not a cramp but like more of like your intestine been tied up. Absolutely no fun at all.

10min later, I felt better and head to BPP by car. Boy... luckily I travelled by car because I started to feel really bad when both of us were there. Bought curry puff for my mom, red bean cake for my wife and subway as dinner. I needed something real light. By the time we are leaving, I almost walked like "L" from Japanese movie of Death Note. Each time I walked, my body began to curve in to prevent my intestine been getting pulled. Terrible feeling. Yes, I drove slow and stable.

Oh yah, we even thought of buying something from the Chinese medicine hall at Sheng Siong, but as we got something else for my tummy at BPP, we headed home immediately. I drank that tea for 2 times and no effect.

Mom told me that doctor mentioned that I need to get my shit out! If not I be feeling real bad in the middle of the night and I might landed up in hospital! Sigh...

Quickly, my dad travel to Teck Whye and Sheng Siong Chinese medicine hall to get something to put in my anal and pump the medicine in so that it will irritate my tummy or intestine and the shit will come out. Ok, he also bought laxative for me.

As my dad was on his way to get those and found out that Teck Whye do not sell those, my wife and mom told me that I should use small portion of soap to ... *cough* stuff in my anal. WTF!!!! I thought it was applying but no way! It's meant to have anal sex! OMG! That's the first time in my life that I got that!

Having no choice, I obliged and of course my wife helped me with it. Painful, ok?!!! I used water to make it soapy and tried to let something from the soap to irritate my intestine. Failed... My wife brought me the Dettol body foam bottle and I did it for myself... Man... I felt like I am masturbating myself by poking myself in the anal. Apparently, this is no stupid because it does work for some... not me.

Moving on to 2nd applying of Dettol.. no use again.

My dad home with that pumper... boy... my wife helped me with it. Holy shit! It was painful because the skin in it is sensitive. I am not trying to be disgusting but this is real life story!!!!


This is the medicine pumper to pump the medicine in your asshole which will irritate your intestine for making dump.


The fat one is to press to let the medicine pump out. The thin one is to stuff it in your hole.

My wife did that for 2 time. Pump the medicine in and I tried to kneel down in the position of kowtow. Suddenly, it irritate me and I made dump!!! Ok.. useless. a little with the medicine all out. But it does made my tummy quite unbearable initally. The feeling was mint and felt as if that you cannot handle it anymore.

Final resort! Laxative!!!!


Laxative pill that I taken. Result me to visit the toilet non stop with full of shit. Yes... my anal is in pain now!

That made me visit the loo in total of 5 time with shitty feeling, bad smell and watery. I did not to explain further on for that. I woke up twice at 3am. Once at 7am. One time at 9am and earlier on before I start blogging. Going to have 6 time.

The bad smell it had meant the shit had been in there for long and time to let it all out. No fun... my asshole is in pain!!! I should ate something real light for breakfast. To think I had fried carrot cake and chwee quay which causing me to have bad time again. I read the instruction that my abodmen will feel aching and uncomfortable. Now my tummy intestine isn't feeling that good because of those intenstive stuff I had yesterday. Man..... this teach me a lesson not to eat fast and refrain eating too much of heaty stuff.

Enough of the disgusting blog.

While travelling along AYE to Jurong Point from town, I saw a TP with the gun! Before that, I am travelling at the speed of 100km/hr and I gradually slow down to almost 90+km/hr. I had no idea when the TP saw me and might gunned me down. But when I saw the TP and just passed him below the overhead bridge, I am around 90km. I began to slow down when my sms came in and I told my wife and look at the sms for me. She also mentioned to slow down thus that made me wanna cut into lane 2. However there's another car beside me which I cannot overtake. If I got gunned, I can appeal that I wanted to overtake the car and at the same time you got me.

According to my pal, our odometer is -/+5km. And if the TP is facing towards our direction, it is actually capturing the opposite direction. No wonder it always slanting to the other side. Now, I got wait for 2weeks to see if there's any letter coming in to my letterbox. LOL

Heh... my meeting had been postphone from yesterday till tomorrow. Man.. wasn't that lucky for me? Imagine I kept feeling bad during meeting... sigh

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